Santa's No Carb Atkin's Friendly Hot Sauce - "No more milk and cookies", "It's great on reindeer meat". Santa says "Hey fat a**! Put down the fruitcakes! Get with the program and poke some new holes in your belt too."
No Fat, No Carb, Ingredients: distilled vinegar, Habañero peppers, tomato paste, Chipotle peppers, onions, salt, chives, sugar, garlic powder and black pepper.